|Some of these seem a bit ridiculous. Hand sanitizer? Please!|
I wouldn't normally do something like this, but this is just too funny and I felt I needed to share this nugget of goodness with all you fine folks. I have to give Metal Injection props for bringing this to my attention. You can read their version of the story here.
I don't think I really need to comment any further on this since it pretty much speaks for itself. I think my favorite item is the "Zamboni with a full tank", because it would really suck to show up to a gig and have a Zamboni without any gas. How can anyone perform under those conditions!?
This list is taken from the Fun Fun Fun Fest where Slayer played a few weeks ago, because when I think "Fun Fun Fun", I think of Slayer almost immediately, right after Cannibal Corpse. Also at the festival, Slayer decided to piss off an already disgruntled Danzig, who apparently outraged after not receiving free cans of French Onion soup. Way to freak out over nothing, Glenn. I mean, if it was chunky beef, then I could understand.