November 17, 2011

Read Slayer's Tour Rider and Giggle to Yourself

Some of these seem a bit ridiculous. Hand sanitizer? Please!


I wouldn't normally do something like this, but this is just too funny and I felt I needed to share this nugget of goodness with all you fine folks. I have to give Metal Injection props for bringing this to my attention. You can read their version of the story here.

I don't think I really need to comment any further on this since it pretty much speaks for itself. I think my favorite item is the "Zamboni with a full tank", because it would really suck to show up to a gig and have a Zamboni without any gas. How can anyone perform under those conditions!?

This list is taken from the Fun Fun Fun Fest where Slayer played a few weeks ago, because when I think "Fun Fun Fun", I think of Slayer almost immediately, right after Cannibal Corpse. Also at the festival, Slayer decided to piss off an already disgruntled Danzig, who apparently outraged after not receiving free cans of French Onion soup. Way to freak out over nothing, Glenn. I mean, if it was chunky beef, then I could understand.

November 11, 2011

Black Sabbath Wins Award For Worst-Kept Secret, Announces New Album/Tour

Woah! I totally didn't see that coming!
There it is, boys and girls. You can now rest your pretty little heads knowing that after I called it last week, Black Sabbath has FINALLY announced they will be reuniting for a new album and tour in 2012.

Ozzy, Tony, Geezer, and Bill have written about half of the songs that will be appearing on the album, which will will be produced by Rick Rubin. The band will also be headlining the 2012 edition of the Download Festival in the U.K where Metallica will also be playing the "Sellout Album" (Just kidding. I actually like the Black Album) in its entirety and will embark on a world tour afterwards.

Despite being the biggest "Just-Announce-It-Already-Because-We-Know-It's-Happening" rumor of the year, this is exciting news nonetheless. If The Devil You Know was any indication, Tony Iommi still has some great riffs left in him, and Geezer can still groove. I'm sure Bill Ward will be able to provide some solid drumming, and thanks to the modern day marvel of auto-tuning, Ozzy will most likely sound just fine. Even if he isn't exactly amazing live, he should be able to go through the motions well enough for no one to care that much. Not to mention the rest of the band will probably overshadow him anyways.

"Remember those albums we did with Dio and those other guys? Yeah. Let's pretend like those never happened."
Something I wanted to mention real quick was one of the promotional pictures, which I've included above. The fact that they wrote "First New Studio Album in 33 Years" is a bit unsettling to me. While it's obvious they're referring to the first new album with the original lineup (Never Say Die came out 1978 and was the last with Ozzy), it almost sounds like they are completely ignoring the Dio albums as well the ones with other singers (Ian Gillen, Glenn Hughes, Tony Martin). If you want to get technical, this would be the first album in about 17 years after the release of Forbidden in 1995. So while this isn't the most offensive thing in the world, I thought it would have been more fitting to write "First New Album with the Original Members in 33 years", but that's just me.

While I'm at it, I'd like to wish everyone a happy International Metal Day. In celebration, I expect you all to watch Spinal Tap while I continue playing Skyrim, which has dragons, and those are pretty metal, right? Also, Axl Rose will be giving his first T.V interview in forever on the season premiere of That Metal Show at 11:00 p.m ET/PT. I'm sure that will be special.

November 9, 2011

Megadeth: "Th1rt3en" Review


**That's it. I'm done using the stupid spelling they gave this album. It wouldn't have been quite as bad if they simply used it for the album cover but then spelled it properly whenever it was written in interviews or news stories. From now on, I'm just gonna write Thirteen.**

**Now that that's out of the way, onto the review!**

Megadeth has been pumping out quality albums for the past few years now at a fairly consistent rate. Their previous record, Endgame, was one of the best albums I've heard in years and ranks among the highest in the band's catalog. While it may not be as good as their last few offerings, Thirteen is a good example of Megadeth's ability to make great sounding modern metal.

Keeping a similar sound to the previous albums, Thirteen also borrows heavily from the Countdown to Extinction and Youthanasia eras. One of the songs, "Millennium of the Blind", is even a reworked version from the remastered edition of the latter record. In fact, several songs are either songs written for previous albums ("Black Swan, "New World Order" "Deadly Nightshade") or have appeared as promotions for other media, mainly video games ("Sudden Death", "Never Dead"). This has no real baring on the quality of the songs or the overall package, but it does contribute to the theory that the band is running low on ideas and wanted to pump something out as quickly as possible. Even if this is true, they could have done a lot worse here.

Dave Mustaine's guitar work is as sharp as it ever was, and he is backed up by Chris Broderick, who is quite possibly one of the best guitarists the band has had. His solo's along with Dave's are part of the reasons you'll be listening to many of these songs repeatedly. David Ellefson also returns, although you probably wouldn't notice right away. One of the things I appreciated most about Endgame was how everything, including the bass and drums, were loud and heavy. Ellefson definitely isn't muted here, but he also isn't dominate. Still, most bass players would be lucky to get any attention at all. Shawn Drover also provides some excellent drumming and good fills.

The beginning of Thirteen starts off strong, with "Sudden Death" and "Public Enemy No. 1" being two of the high points. Both the main riffs and solo's prove that Mustaine still has what it takes even after all of these years. Other songs, such as "Whose Life (Is It Anyways?)", "Black Swan", and "Never Dead" are all both heavy and melodic, combining the best elements of the band's early thrash years as well as the later hard rock period. "Wrecker" is another standout track mainly because of its riffs and amusing lyrics.

The albums starts to lose its momentum towards the back-half of the record. "New World Order", "Fast Lane", and "Deadly Nightshade" are all decent, even if they don't stand out as much as some of the other tracks. A lot of the later materiel feels like filler and brings the momentum almost to a screeching halt. "Millennium of the Blind" and the closer, "13", felt plodding and eventually became boring towards the end. It's a shame the album peters out rather than going out with a bang, even if the later songs aren't awful.

Thirteen may not compare as well to the last few albums, but it is still worth a listen by anyone who is remotely interested in Megadeth or metal in general. Its great to see one of thrash's pioneers continue to put out quality material that stands alongside some of the band's classics. The guitar work is some of the best of anything put out this year and Dave Mustaine help makes this band still relevant almost 30 years in. Despite being a bit inconsistent, Thirteen still manages to capture one's attention long enough to see it all the way through.

November 4, 2011

Original Black Sabbath Members to Announce Reunion Next Friday, Also That the Sky Is Blue

Fool me once, then shame on you. Fool me twice, then your just being dicks.

You might remember a couple of months ago when I reported the original members of  Black Sabbath reuniting and had to quickly retract it. Also, if you've been following anything Tony Iommi and Ozzy have been saying in the news after the initial tease, then its been pretty much a given that a reunion was coming.

If you go to the band's official web site, you'll be greeted by a fat logo with the date 11-11-11 underneath. The four founding members will be attending a special ceremony hosted by Henry Rollins of all people where they will be making a "mystery" announcement. I'm just going to say that the announcement is a new album and tour, which is not at all mysterious. I'll just assume that the use of the word is ironic.

On a somewhat related note, Tony Iommi recently told VH1 Classic Rock Nights that the band was approached years ago to have a musical adaptation based on their music made. Here's the exact quote:

"I remember years ago when we were approached to do a Black Sabbath [musical], like 'We Will Rock You', many years ago," Iommi said. "The chap who'd done The Who, I forgot his name now, who'd done 'Tommy', the producer, he wanted to do something with us many years ago. We never did, because we thought, 'Oh, that's a weird idea.' Of course now, he was way ahead of his time."

I'm honestly a bit disappointed that we were never given the opportunity to see Nathan Lane sing and dance to Children of the Grave. It couldn't have been any worse than the Spiderman musical.

The ceremony will be held at the Whiskey A Go Go in Hollywood, California at 11:11 a.m on Nov. 11 which is also the day I will be dedicating myself to playing Skyrim for countless hours. I will do my best to try and take a break from slaying dragons to report on the announcement when it happens.